Hitbodomin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Hitbodomin created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbodomin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitbodomin, she will turn you into a goat.

Hitbodomin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hitbodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear rings.