Garsigbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome dog.

Garsigbug created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Garsigbug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garsigbug, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Garsigbug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Garsigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midnight.

2. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

3. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing shirts.

4. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.