Kipcibnell is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair bird.

Kipcibnell created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipcibnell, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kipcibnell, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kipcibnell's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kipcibnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

3. Do not take Kipcibnell's name in vain.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Kipcibnell must be the most important thing in your life.