Legloplopcid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow shark.

Legloplopcid created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legloplopcid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Legloplopcid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Legloplopcid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Legloplopcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on fasting days.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always help badgers in need.