List is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented ferret.

List created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in List, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in List, he will turn you into a mole.

List's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear violet corsets.

3. Do not name children after moths.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.