Nartlegmot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless jellyfish.

Nartlegmot created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nartlegmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nartlegmot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nartlegmot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nartlegmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.