Bamwipdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing raven.

Bamwipdoss created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamwipdoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamwipdoss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bamwipdoss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bamwipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bamwipdoss loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never eat green fruit.