Gambanflap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish warg.

Gambanflap created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Gambanflap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gambanflap, it will turn you into a dog.

Gambanflap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gambanflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.