Ligbinwab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing elephant.

Ligbinwab created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbinwab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ligbinwab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligbinwab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ligbinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place wheat upon stone.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always remove rings before touching tin.

5. Remain standing during prayer.