Loppodhim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful crab.

Loppodhim created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Loppodhim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Loppodhim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Loppodhim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Loppodhim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not name children after nematodes.

5. Always store peas above ground.