Kabraptun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind chinchilla.

Kabraptun created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabraptun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kabraptun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kabraptun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kabraptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabraptun.