Nillarggoddud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish ant.

Nillarggoddud created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillarggoddud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nillarggoddud, she will turn you into a mole.

Nillarggoddud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nillarggoddud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing violet shoes and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.