Hancadster is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing camel.

Hancadster created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancadster, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hancadster, he will think nothing of it.

Hancadster's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hancadster's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed lentils to sharks while wearing indigo tights.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.