Sandvolbat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful badger.

Sandvolbat created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandvolbat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sandvolbat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sandvolbat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sandvolbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.