Nabbissveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured skunk.

Nabbissveg created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbissveg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabbissveg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nabbissveg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nabbissveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with white.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never hop in summer.