Cankabquart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient newt.

Cankabquart created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cankabquart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cankabquart, she will turn you into a worm.

Cankabquart's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cankabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Never adorn your face with yellow markings.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not chop down trees.