Bimgutmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing yak.

Bimgutmit created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgutmit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bimgutmit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bimgutmit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bimgutmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Never eat bark.