Gigyamyattbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent troll.

Gigyamyattbun created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigyamyattbun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigyamyattbun, it will remove you from existence.

Gigyamyattbun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gigyamyattbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigyamyattbun.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing kilts.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.