Vegbonged is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome wolf.

Vegbonged created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbonged, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegbonged, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vegbonged's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vegbonged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vegbonged's name in vain.

2. Always obey Vegbonged's priests.

3. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

4. Never feed lots of onions to shrews while wearing cyan tights.

5. Never speak aloud of names.