Bestkamsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast hydra.

Bestkamsid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestkamsid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestkamsid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bestkamsid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bestkamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing blue shorts and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Do not kill snails.