Staffedfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome salamander.

Staffedfom created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Staffedfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Staffedfom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Staffedfom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Staffedfom's Holy Commandments

1. Staffedfom loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Staffedfom.