Pakgonmit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome gorilla.

Pakgonmit created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgonmit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakgonmit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pakgonmit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pakgonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.