Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust squirrel.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig, it will turn you into a plant.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Shun those given to vanity.