Weefabben is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent centaur.

Weefabben created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Weefabben, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weefabben, she will turn you into a rat.

Weefabben's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Weefabben's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs white.

2. Never wear black coats on sacred days.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.