Dabzenlap Safmiflid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring horse.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabzenlap Safmiflid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabzenlap Safmiflid, it will turn you into a slug.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dabzenlap Safmiflid's priests.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Dabzenlap Safmiflid six times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.