Dussin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty monkey.

Dussin created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dussin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dussin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dussin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dussin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not consume turnips at dawn.