Bifwigjab Tomragtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Bifwigjab Tomragtonk created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifwigjab Tomragtonk, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bifwigjab Tomragtonk, she will turn you into a rock.

Bifwigjab Tomragtonk's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bifwigjab Tomragtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bifwigjab Tomragtonk in the centre of the settlement.