Quillhatarm Fittinsan Quamrullzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast rat.

Quillhatarm Fittinsan Quamrullzog created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillhatarm Fittinsan Quamrullzog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillhatarm Fittinsan Quamrullzog, she will turn you into a snail.

Quillhatarm Fittinsan Quamrullzog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Quillhatarm Fittinsan Quamrullzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not record names concerning moons.

3. Do not name children after otters.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.