Yarlcipcud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, competent walrus.

Yarlcipcud created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcipcud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlcipcud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yarlcipcud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yarlcipcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Yarlcipcud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.