Rotfebfem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic wyvern.

Rotfebfem created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfebfem, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rotfebfem, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rotfebfem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rotfebfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Rotfebfem loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Always wear plain boots during rituals.