Liggumten is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless dolphin.

Liggumten created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Liggumten, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Liggumten, she will manifest in front of you.

Liggumten's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Liggumten's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Never mark doors with fawn.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Fast once a month.