Tailtonbop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty mongoose.

Tailtonbop created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailtonbop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailtonbop, it will turn you into a goat.

Tailtonbop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tailtonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always act with humility.