Madmidviltadtombat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered armadillo.

Madmidviltadtombat created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madmidviltadtombat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madmidviltadtombat, he will not invite you to parties.

Madmidviltadtombat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Madmidviltadtombat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.