Spagzodfarn Bitdumveen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise fox.

Spagzodfarn Bitdumveen created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagzodfarn Bitdumveen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagzodfarn Bitdumveen, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Spagzodfarn Bitdumveen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Spagzodfarn Bitdumveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bread while wearing dresses.

2. Never adorn your neck with brown markings.

3. Do not consume beans at dawn.

4. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing gray tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.