Waphudzoggud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent wyrm.

Waphudzoggud created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waphudzoggud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Waphudzoggud, it will torture you forever.

Waphudzoggud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Waphudzoggud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Never touch blood while tainted.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.