Dogdutdib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, temperamental jaguar.

Dogdutdib created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdutdib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogdutdib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dogdutdib's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dogdutdib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not jump at mountains.

3. Worship no other gods but Dogdutdib.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Pray towards the north.