Hincantitcut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain hedgehog.

Hincantitcut created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hincantitcut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hincantitcut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hincantitcut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hincantitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never prepare cherries during spring.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never adorn your hands with fawn markings.

5. Do not travel during autumn.