Dadtiklag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, wise cobra.

Dadtiklag created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtiklag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadtiklag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dadtiklag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dadtiklag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadtiklag.

5. Do not listen to music.