Jopbutnabcin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable owl.

Jopbutnabcin created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Jopbutnabcin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jopbutnabcin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jopbutnabcin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Jopbutnabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never handle zinc while unclean.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.