Nurtsatsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive cobra.

Nurtsatsas created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsatsas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurtsatsas, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nurtsatsas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nurtsatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never handle silicon while unclean.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Nurtsatsas.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.