Yattsak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain cobra.

Yattsak created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattsak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yattsak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yattsak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yattsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never jump in the presence of cats.

3. Never wear red corsets.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never mix parsnips with water.