Dinzednul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical owl.

Dinzednul created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinzednul, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinzednul, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dinzednul's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dinzednul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing hats.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.