Jinpodril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient mouse.

Jinpodril created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinpodril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinpodril, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jinpodril's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jinpodril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Run away if four sheep approach from the east.

4. Never remain prostrate at midday.

5. Do not skip at mountains.