Hugsismum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring jellyfish.

Hugsismum created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugsismum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugsismum, he will make you grow a tail.

Hugsismum's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hugsismum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place apples upon stone.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not resist order.