Guttettidot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unfair fairy.

Guttettidot created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Guttettidot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Guttettidot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Guttettidot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Guttettidot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if four moths approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never bounce near ants.