Listfiggom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, moody faun.

Listfiggom created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfiggom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Listfiggom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Listfiggom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Listfiggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never adorn your arms with orange markings.