Veenvinlist is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, smart rhinoceros.

Veenvinlist created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenvinlist, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veenvinlist, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Veenvinlist's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Veenvinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.