Vabflaghap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty human.

Vabflaghap created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabflaghap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vabflaghap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vabflaghap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vabflaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to rats while wearing fawn coats.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Pray towards the north.