Ort is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane mouse.

Ort created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Ort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ort, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ort's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not name children after foxes.

3. Ort loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.