Lenlikhot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish owl.

Lenlikhot created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlikhot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lenlikhot, she will turn you into a tree.

Lenlikhot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lenlikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not gather at walls at midday.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Do not take Lenlikhot's name in vain.